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Getting Bored?
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Need Some Fun In Life?

Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream …… Don’t Marry I Still Love You.

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A Scientist And A Philosopher Were Being Chased By A Hungry Lion.

The Scientist Made Some Quick Calculations

He Said: “It’s No Good Trying To Outrun It, Its Catching Up”.

The Philosopher Kept A Little Ahead And Replied

Philosopher: “I Am Not Trying To Outrun The Lion, I Am Trying To Outrun You!

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1. Newton’s Method – Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger

2. Einstein’s Method – Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired And Then Catch It.

3. Police Method – Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

 


This Is How A Professor Explained Marketing Concepts To A Class:

You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party.
You Go Up To Her And Say: “I Am Very Rich. Marry Me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.

You Are At A Party With A Bunch Of Friends And See A Gorgeous Girl.
One Of Your Friends Goes Upto Her And Pointing At You Says: “He’s Very Rich. Marry Him!”
That’s Advertising.

You Are At A Party And See A Gorgeous Girl.
She Walks Up To You And Says: “You Are Very Rich! Can I Marry You?”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party.
You Go Upto Her And Say: “I Am Very Rich. Marry Me!”
She Gives You A Nice Hard Slap On Your Face.
That’s Customer Feedback.

You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party.
You Go Upto Her And Say: “I Am Very Rich. Marry Me!”
And She Introduces You To Her Husband.
That’s Demand And Supply Gap.

You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party.
You Go Upto Her And Before You Say: “I M Rich, Marry Me!”, Your Wife Arrives.
That’s Restriction For Entering New Markets

 


Doctor To A Rich Man: “Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?

Rich Man: “Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported One

 


Best Funny Hindi Jokes Top 10

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.

Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho

Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.

Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You

Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
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Par Message Abi Baki Hai, Mere Dost.

Pappu: “Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marazi, Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisko Dunga

Ladki Fatafat Se Boli: “Lo… Ab Main Apne Janu Se Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti

 


भिखारी – भगवान के नाम पे कुछ दे दे बाबा

लड़की – मैं बाबा नहीं बेटी हूँ

भिखारी – भगवान के नाम पे कुछ दे दे बेटी

लड़की – अरे मेरा नाम पूजा है

भिखारी – भगवान के नाम पे कुछ दे दे पूजा बेटी

लड़की – मेरा पूरा नाम है पूजा शर्मा

भिखारी – भगवान के नाम पे कुछ दे दे बेटी पूजा शर्मा

लड़की – घर में मुझे प्यार से राजकुमारी कहते हैं

भिखारी – भगवान के नाम पे कुछ दे दे बेटी राजकुमारी पूजा शर्मा

लड़की –

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हम्म ये हुई ना बात , माफ़ करो बाबा घर पे कोई नहीं है 🙂 🙂

भिखारी बेहोश


Ek bat samaj me nahi ati mere !

Pakistan Humse 4 bar lada hai,

Aur jeeta ek bhi bar nahi,

Aur kisi des se to wo lada bhi nahi hai.

Fir bhi unke officer ki vardi par

itne sare medal hote hai….

To fir kya ! salo ne itne medal

Chidiya Udd – Tota Udd…


गोवा और मणिपुर में
कांग्रेस के साथ वैसा हो गया
जैसे वरमाला होने के बाद
लड़की सात फेरो से पहले
अपने प्रेमी के साथ फ़रार हो जाये!


मोदी के राज में महिलाओं के लिए 2016 वर्ष कैसा गया !

* जय ललिता की ज़िंदगी गई !
* मायावती की माया गई !
* सुषमा स्वराज की किडनी गईं !
* ममता की मानसिकता गईं !
* आनंदीबेन की सत्ता गईं। !*शशिकला जेल गई
* और बाक़ी सभी महिलाओं की आजीवन पतियों से बचाई हुईं नोटो की ग़ड्डीया गईं !


पत्नी बीमार पति को डाक्टर के पास ले गयी.

डाक्टर ने कहा :
इनको अच्छा खाना दो,
हमेशा खुश रखो, घर की कोई भी प्राब्लम इनसे डिसकस ना करो,
फाल्तू की फरमाइशें करके इनकी चिंताये मत बढ़ाओ ,
तो ये छ महीने में ठीक हो जायेंगे.

रास्ते में पति ने पत्नी से पूछा:
क्या कहा डाक्टर ने ?

पत्नी बोली:
कुछ नही, अब डाक्टर ने भी जवाब दे दिया है

 


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